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squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.
Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"
by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011
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Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.
“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese
by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020
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queef

A heterosexual female who exclusively surrounds herself with a gay male circle of mates.
Youll never find Shannon straying to far from her boy toy circle. She is a devout queef.
by Xandya jaxton May 3, 2021
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Queef bag

Any bag of drugs a girl will queef for.
Him-What's the plan miss?
Her - You know the daily queef bag😚
by Your bud. April 13, 2019
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Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra
John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit
by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019
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Queef

A fart that comes out of your kewchie
Bella queefed from her kewchie after she had intercourse with her dad
by Veganteacherwig November 16, 2022
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Queef

When yo fart rolls up your pussy lips SKSKSKSKJSSKSK
“I was fucking this ugly ass dude with a big dick and then i queefed on his dick and i fell off the bed 😔”
by bigbootyjudy475 June 12, 2018
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