Piss ribbon

A long thin ribbon of piss.

Father created a piss ribbon in my mouth.

by Mommyhole October 19, 2018

Dookie Piss

Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.

Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!

Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.

by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011

porcelain piss

When you get up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom, you urinate on the porcelain inside the toilet, instead of directly on the water to avoid making that 'sploshing sound.' This is done to avoid waking up your spouse or a roommate.

"I heard you get up last night and go to the bathroom"

"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."

by thelol6 December 26, 2010

Invisible piss

When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.

Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!

by Дecca December 31, 2020

Piss Baby

A grown boy who threatens to kill himself because you won't get back together with him.

"Skyler is such a piss baby."
"For real!"

by SoggyBussy November 30, 2021

piss denial

The act of not letting yourself piss when you desperately need to; a test of sheer will.

person 1: Oh my god I really need to piss.
person 2: The bathroom's down the hall man.
person 1: Oh no thanks, I'm trying out piss denial. I've been holding it in since this morning. The pain is excruciating but I gotta make it until at least the end of the night.
person 2: Dude, what the fuck?

by CannedWatermelon February 18, 2020

vanilla pissing

a euphuism referring to the act of ejaculation in males as a result of an orgasm.

One of my friends introduced me to the art of vanilla pissing. Once you try it you'll never go back.

by dr. qubed March 2, 2022