expensive pussy

A pussy that swallows money, dresses well, is very costly, especially for gentlemen. Only wizards can tolerate it.

Honey, can you buy me a Swarowski.
No!
Why not, I will take your cock in for 10 seconds!
Damn this expensive pussy!

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 02, 2020

Pussy Pamper

a feminine hygiene product.

"fuck i always feel like such a bitch when i have to go to the store to buy my chick's pussy pampers"

by J. Luna March 19, 2009

pussy hoover

The name given to an attractive man (or lesbian) who has the uncanny ability to walk into a room and have women throw themselves at him/her without any effort whatsoever.

Hey man, there's no point trying to talk to any girls in this bar. That pussy hoover in the corner has sucked up all the available talent.

by ElGrandeQueso April 21, 2008

pussy colors

A word used to discribe something pink.

I love that purse but I would like it better in pussy colors

by @stacey melendez December 12, 2014

pussy is god

Prehaps to most gay song created next to “girls like girls” (by lesbian Jesus)

“Hey have you heard ‘Pussy is god’ buy King Princess it’s like god is a woman but ya know GAY

by CAMILACABEHOE January 04, 2019

Lindsey Pussy

The best pussy you'll ever have.

Lindsey pussy is so good.

by Tip Withers February 18, 2017

pussy rot

Pussy Rot is when you become to tired or lazy to accomplish anything.

"I better shower before pussy rot sets in."

by richie rahgk December 03, 2018