Crack Computer

An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.

I have tried to kick my Crack Computer habit but I am hooked. I cannot do ANYTHING without it.

by El Dollar October 7, 2008

flipping crack

Wen u make money off of selling drugs

Yes its proven dipset does still sell drugs

by Ur stepfather August 26, 2005

crack stamp

Slang for a ten dollar bill.

Crack Whore: Ill do anything for a crack stamp baby.

Random Guy in Ghetto: Step off, ho. I ain't spendin' money on yo' crack-head ass.

by ohsweetjesus200 November 6, 2011

crack the bed

When you need to sleep so much that you can't do anything else except throwing your self heavily into your bed

Mate, I'm feeling knackered I can't be arse to go out tonight, I'm gonna crack the bed instead

by johlunik August 2, 2011

crack-smoker

1. someone who smokes crack
2. Somebody who acts or does something crazy

by Anonymous November 10, 2002

electronic crack

Any electronic hobby or device or software that becomes you. One that steals your soul, and rapes you, without your knowlegde. Has rootes in the "rock" form of cocaine

The world is full or electronic crack. Online Porn is my electronic crack of choice.

by No use for a name August 27, 2005

crack head

someone who is very stupid or does silly things

Look at that crack head over there.

by Anonymous January 21, 2003