Number man

And to the crazy guy who explained light to me and the love of god. You will always be in my heart the day you almost squeezed my neck off.

Number man thank you for putting me on this journey

by Supportivejenny March 12, 2020

Number Three

Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.

Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.

by Kugeln May 6, 2020

number 15

salad lover. healthy maniac. skinny and proteiny.

man1: Salad for the win! I am healthy because I work out and eat salad
man2: yo guys, we got a number 15 here!
men3-50: hahahahahahahha such a dweeb go drink prune juice at ur grandmas basement!

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

Numberist

An individual that purposely and maliciously alters numbers for personal gain.
Someone who "cooks the books". A crooked accountant.

Because he included a wrong number in the financial statement, he's a numberist.

by Zele Ceesawl September 15, 2020

Number 3

Jacking off, aka whackin’ the pudd

Hey can you keep an eye out for customers? I gotta go number 3.

by Macswaggerrrr September 20, 2020

Number 10

Used by Vietnamese peasants and traders, esp young children, when dealing with occupation forces, to refer to anything sub-standard or unacceptable. "numba ten!, numba 10" From a journalist in the book "Despatches" and numerous other accounts of that war.

GI to little boy; 'I'll give you a dime for that fish'
little boy, grinning; 'nah dime number 10! number 10! Coca Cola!'

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