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jack the slurp

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.
I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.
by Udy February 20, 2009
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Jack Murphy

Jack Murphy is the kind of guy that says he will chin wag your mum, but all he does is play with cocks on his ranch. He thinks he owns the place, but all he owns is a Mitsubishi triton.
Jack Murphy can take a hydraulic suck on a big fury testicle sack...
Go fuck yourself Murphy.
by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND February 26, 2022
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jack wachtel

hot and sexy
by poeticallycorrectjulius November 28, 2022
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Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.
Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.
by Damon K. September 28, 2021
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Jack-Stalling

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.
_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!
by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009
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Base Jacking

Masturbation performed exclusively at the base of ones penis.
Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.
by Brodie Staxxx July 6, 2019
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cubby jacked

A term for when you are wakeboarding or skiing and you bust so hard you lose your board, bindings, or skis. Derived from when that bully bitch ass trick jacks your shoes straight out of a mcdonald's playplace cubby hole.
When jazzy-j hit that janky ass kicker, he slammed so hard he got cubby jacked.
by a-diggity17 May 12, 2009
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