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fake-diss

To believe the worst about someone, without confirming it is true, so you can feel superior to them over a fault they may not even have.
I'm tired of being fake-dissed by people who can't compete with me in reality.
by jack_v February 23, 2017
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Fake News

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.
I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
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fake friends

A piece of human garbage. He's rude,offensive, and has no sense of emotion. He may have a lot of friends but they aren't really there for him. He will screw you over as much as he wants because he gives zero fucks about your feelings. If you give him a chance he will screw you over again and again. if your in relationship with this fake friend GET AWAY WHILE YOU CAN. He should be thrown into the depths of earth and burn alive. Know your worth because you are worth way more then what this fake friend treats you as. If your scared to be alone don't be reach out to other people who has been through what you did . My fake friend hit me,lied to me,lied about, stole money from me etc. It took me a long time to cut him off because of our history. But trust e IT WAS FOR THE BEST
Aqua: I don't to hang out with you and yoru fake friends
Asia: Wdym by fake friends?
Aqua: They use you for your money and treat you like garbage
Asia: They're just going through some stuff
Aqua: STOP MAKING EXCUSE FOR THEM ASIA
by norunninginmylobby July 3, 2019
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Fake-0

(n) A car that looks like a cop car, but is not.
Brings a great deal of relief.
"Dude slow down!! The 5-0 is right behind us!"
Oh, dude, you mean that Dodge Charger? That's totally a Fake-0, we're all good.
by Raaayvend June 5, 2011
mugGet the Fake-0mug.

Fake Plumber

Someone who only does air conditioning plumbing not real plumbing
Jesse is a fake plumber he does air conditioners, he doesn't install toilets.
by smithypiejohn September 6, 2018
mugGet the Fake Plumbermug.

fake blues

Falsely acting sad.
The murderer exhibited fake blues over her death so that no one would suspect him.
by smjgJsbjgsm December 13, 2018
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Fake News

It USED to mean news that wasn’t real, a completely false narrative.

But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:

‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.

It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.

It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.

So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.
"Wow, so many Fake News stories today. No matter what I do or say, they will not write or speak truth. The Fake News Media is out of control!" - (an actual tweet)
by WebLadyKim April 20, 2018
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