Noah

Noah is a man of the bible.

Read Noah in the bible

by Yocwantssmoke November 22, 2021

Noah Lie

He is the ultimate beast sigma male and is 100 times better tha any "Leon"

OMG he is a Noah Lie

by Xxnoobslayer10053xX September 29, 2022

Noah

A 11-19 year old.

Fancies themselves as intellectually and morally superior to anyone they described as a “Boomer” or “Karen” yet need their hand held through the simplest of chores - such as washing a pot- or knowing which socks are theirs. They usually leave their bags, clothes, dirty dishes, etc in a wake behind them without any clue, and hoard cups and bowls and other shared household items in their bedrooms.

She was in the kitchen for 20 minutes, and this pot is STILL dirty? What a Noah.

You’re wearing my socks again? Okay Noah.

Um, Noah, is this your cereal bowl?

We literally have no spoons left?!? -In Noah’s room!

by K-k-k-Karen;) June 8, 2020

Noah

A stupid dumb fuck who gets caught watching porn by his sister .

Sister. NOAH

Noah. shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

by The Girl Wetter October 5, 2019

Noah

Two of each drug

Yo bro can I get a Noah of cookie and stardawg

by Roz.1 June 12, 2019

Noah Lea

A person of little common sense who does not understand simple tasks

Is it Noah Lea proof

by Ben Wild69 May 28, 2021

Noah

A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.

Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”

Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”

by cole:) May 25, 2020