Miss Alabama

A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term

You see that bad bitch over there?

Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.

by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022

Miss ng

Don't know how to set up a alarm

Miss ng:i am going to give you 5 minutes to read the questions

by Anyone in 5e3 November 23, 2021

miss pinky

The worst finger puppet ever. Made to look like an ugly fat pig that someone annoying always wears. He also has a best friend that loves frogs

Omg he's wearing his miss pinky puppets again

by Hilotothedisco June 24, 2017

Miss your ex day

October 10, the 10th of the 10th great day to miss your ex and post him to your favorite love song luvvs

Girl 1: Broo I lowkey miss himmmm
Girl 2: bbg post himmm it’s national miss your ex dayyy

by Your_thatgirl. October 4, 2022

Miss Zimmerman

A young hip teacher whose clothes Emma Katherine's posse wants. She is kind of mean and has no personality.

Miss Zimmerman isn't a very good science teacher.

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

I would’ve miss it for the world

Someone that means that they will always do what they said because the enthusiasm they have for that event or person

You’re gonna be here, right?

Yeah, I would’ve miss it for the world

by Itsreliable August 18, 2025

Miss mamalaid

A woman who is probably 64 years old and she has some serious problems saying to a 21 year old girl named Google Dictionary the word “NOIEIICEEE.”

Google Dictionary:I went to brilliant with ping pong head names hot wings

Miss mamalaid: NOIEIICEEE

by Mr Richard Shah clubhouse February 6, 2022