milk emergency

When you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly NEED milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.

I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.

by milkman262 December 18, 2013

makin milk

Bumpin and grindin with someone of the opposite sex while in a hammock; usually heavy petting is involved.

Those to kids were hanging in their hammock down by the creek makin milk!

by TheRealJOJO June 17, 2015

Flat Milk

When the milk has been left out of the fridge for a prolonged period of time, so the milk is no longer cold and crisp.

"Can you put the milk back in the fridge, it's gone flat"

"Flat Milk is the worst"

by YaMother'sGash August 29, 2016

Milk mustache

a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.

"Oh man, she enjoyed it so much that she gave me a milk mustache"

by milky-way October 5, 2016

Son of a milk

When you accidently curse and then replace it with milk.

Friend: Son of a bitc- oh I mean son of a milk, sorry.

by poode December 19, 2016

milk pipeline

When two dudes are having buttsex and one dude ejaculates into the other guy's ass while the catcher ejaculates on the floor.

"I heard Will and Taylor performed a milk pipeline last night while they were having buttsex. It was a perfectly timed execution."

by Jon B.R. January 30, 2016

Spiked Milk

Milk which has had alcohol mixed in with it.

Yo, the cop let us go because he didn't notice that we were drinking spiked milk instead of regular milk.

by babrasch March 25, 2016