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Logan Pallin 

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.
Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!
Logan Pallin by Ajota G July 11, 2011
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Logan Joiner

That one ginger kid that is always just there in the background.
Dude there's a Logan Joiner lurking out by your car
Hey did that Logan Joiner just take your wallet?
Dude that Logan Joiner just shit on my car!!
Logan Joiner by CarlZeiss June 16, 2012
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logan kahler 

Logan Kahler is your average person who loves sports and gets all the bitches. He's very hot and gets all the vagina. He can make anyone laugh and get anyone he wants. He's the hottest person you'll ever see. You will never forget him.

P.S : He has a big dick.
That guy looks so hot. His name must be Logan Kahler.
logan kahler by Sweglifeattourne January 11, 2014

logan roper 

Usually A white Male with Strange sexual likes such as Children/Little girls . Favorite hobby is Watching kids at his Local playground. He prefers using a Rope, Heroine , and a bag to take Kids. Nickname " little pedo file "
Friendly neighbor boy seems inicent untill given a Rope,Heroine, and a Bag ... "Logan Roper"
logan roper by Jamierrrrr May 17, 2014

logan woods 

Logan woods is a pretty amazing shy sweet guy. You will never be able to explain how you feel about him, to anyone. He probably doesn't know how you feel about him yet, don't be afraid to tell him! He sends mixed messages and isn't ever sure of his feelings. One day he will be wanting to be with you then one day he's with another girl. Logan woods will always want to know where you are and what your doing, he is a very sweet protective guy. He is very easy going and relaxed when it comes to heated situations. DONT BE A BITCH. He wIll act laid back but is still sensitive and will be hurt.
Me: Logan woods is shy but very confident!
Friend: do you know him?
Me: of course I do.
Friend: I cant believe it, he's so amazing.
logan woods by Yupyupyupyup February 15, 2015

Logan Martin 

Usually a range likes to stur as much shit as humanly possible.
Josh is causing so much shit we should call him Logan Martin
Logan Martin by Texsully August 25, 2016

logan rice 

A rich city boy who thinks he's the hardest mother fucked out there. He smoked weed once and now thinks he is a hard ass stoner hustler. He also talks likes to talk shit online but then gets his ass beat by the people he was talking about
That kid over there is acting like a Logan Rice
logan rice by 1eh1 July 9, 2016