low life

someone that has to change her kids food stamp to support her cocaine habit
Evelyn Adorno is a low life.
LOSER
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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Half-Life

1:
Half the time it takes for a radioactive substance to decay.

2:
Extreamly popular game, developed by the company VALVe. Yeah, that's how you spell it. With those capitals and that lower-case e.

The game is extreamly popular, boasting an impressive AI and great graphics (for its time). The mod community made that even better, with one of its best mods, Counter-Strike, being able to go commercial and make a profit. This, in turn, started getting people to think of the OTHER great mods in the mod community, namely Sven Coop, Day of Defeat, and The Specialist are all mods that come to mind.
Damn, this game is huge! I've been playing this since 1998, and it's still fun! Thanks mod community, and thanks VALVe!
by Brakman October 08, 2004
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life ruiner

someone who constantly is ruining your life.
and smilies while they do it.
by sarahelizabeth. December 22, 2005
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The Miracle of Life

The original shock video. A horrifying film that has terrorized millions of high school students across America and has undoubtedly contributed to the rampant rise in male homosexuality. Could be considered the prequel to 2 Girls 1 Cup.
I saw The Miracle of Life in health class today, and I like men now.
by T.F. Norman August 22, 2008
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low life

A person who hangs out in bars, dives, or honky tonk establishments.

A person whose social life depends on booze in smoke-filled, noisy places.
Sue Beth and Billy Bub are a couple of low life no-accounts who hang out in the Kawliga Pow Wow bar.
by The Wog Whomper May 04, 2005
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Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
by Jeff October 26, 2004
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Life Condom

A metaphorical device, that protects one from life such as getting a girl pregnant, getting in an accident that leaves you disabled for the rest of your life. You wind up getting in debt so far up your ass you have to work till you die!

Tom recently dropped out of school. He said he would go back next semester, and thanks to his life condom, he actually returned to school and finished his degree.
by Zac Kinder February 03, 2007
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