lake

n. A person who is not nice.

adj. lakey. Slipshod, not up to par.

Etymology: unknown

"He ain't nothin' but a big lake!"

"That dress is lakey, Jane."

by Phil DeYoung September 12, 2004

Richard Leakey

A brilliant scientist who also happens to be a total badass. He discovered several dozen important fossils of prehistoric humans that completely rewrote our theories of human origins and appeared on the cover of Time Magazine...all before he was thirty. But being an awesome scientist wasn't enough for Leakey. He became a conservationist, and was appointed director of Kenya's Anti-poaching agency. He ordered park rangers to shoot and kill poachers on sight, and gave them high-powered assault rifles and Apache helicopters to help them do it. In 1989, he organized a raid that confiscated three tons of poached ivory, which he publicly burned as a giant "fuck you" to poachers. But Kenya's corrupt president wouldn't let Leakey pursue corrupt officials in the Park system. So Leakey founded his own political party dedicated to fighting corruption in Kenya. Leakey soon became director of Kenya's Civil Service, giving him control of the country's government employees, the police force, and the army. Leakey tried to use his power to fight corruption, but his political opponents tried everything to stop him: they sabotaged his plane, causing a fiery crash that caused Leakey to lose both of his legs, hired gangs of thugs to beat him up, and even publicly flogged him and beat him with an iron pipe. Leakey survived, but he lost his job when his corrupt enemies forced him out of office.

Richard Leakey's a total badass that nobody's ever heard of. He is a brilliant scientist and anticorruption fighter who has survived over a dozen assassination attempts, yet he still kicks ass...despite having no legs. Even more amazingly, he never graduated high school!

by betelgeux March 9, 2013

lake tamarak

a wreck. shoes can be seen dangling from telephone wires.

lake tamarak is a wreck.

by stupid May 19, 2004

Lake Monster

A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water

Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster

by SaltyJones March 7, 2009

lake have-a-few

destination when entering a bar, club, or other drinking establishment with the intention of having a small number of drinks before stopping

Yo man, you down to go to Lake Have-a-few before we start this project?
I guess so dude, but as long as we don't miss the exit and end up in Blackout City.

by STownLobo February 4, 2010

Lake Coast

When you live on neither the East Coast or West Coast, but in or around Michigan, Wisconsin, and a bit of Ohio and Illinois. Lake Coast because those states have a coast on the Great Lakes.

Detroit G 1: "Dude, we live in Detroit what Coast are we?
Detroit G 2: "we are Lake Coast"

by jadissx alter-account December 7, 2010

Lakelet

A small Lake

Alex: Look Staple, thats a lake!
Staple: Naw son, thats a lakelet.

by Ineffective May 18, 2011