after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck 

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

your dad lesbian

An alternative to, "your mom gay". +10 ATK

Retard 1: your mom gay, haha!
4th grade niggas: XD
Retard 2: your dad lesbian!
4th grade niggas: OOO0000000ooooo

your dad lesbian by The Whale Bear May 11, 2018

bambi lesbian

an asexual lesbian ; a lesbian more interested in kissing and cuddling

“i think i’m a bambi lesbian, i’m asexual.”

bambi lesbian by sakinno June 19, 2020

gold star lesbian 

A lesbian who has never slept with a man.

Sometimes I forget my girlfriend has slept with men... I'm a gold star lesbian.

gold star lesbian by GirlNextDoor636 May 18, 2006

National Lesbian day 

EVERY DAY IS NATIONAL LESBIAN DAY, SAY IT WITH ME SEXUALITY ISN'T A CHOICE BE YOU AND BE PROUD!

Oh, today is national lesbian day, I'm excited for tomorrows national lesbian day

National Lesbian day by Just a lesbian October 24, 2020

Meow Mix Lesbian

An old woman whose husband has died, leaving her very lonely, so she and her other widowed friend live together with their 50 cats.

Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Smith were so lonely after their husbands died, so they decided to become meow mix lesbians.

Meow Mix Lesbian by lovingmy69cats June 29, 2011

Facebook Lesbian 

A female on Facebook who lists herself as being in a relationship with another female friend, while in reality she is heterosexual and lists the reltionship out of some bizzare feminine vanity.

Dude #1: "Oh shit son this chick is into chicks!"
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."

Facebook Lesbian by Mighty Alejandro August 21, 2006