rock lobster

meaning cooler than cool better than better and awesome-r than awesome

1.dude your shoes are totally rock lobster
2.youre pretty rock lobster bro
3.this example isnt so rock lobster

by fshleigh aletcher (; October 15, 2008

Lobot

The name given to peeps wearing large headphones, resembling Lobot the Cloud City character in the Empire Strikes Back.

Person A) Check out that sweet honey
Person B) Which one?
Person A) That one over there, standing next to the Lobot

or

Check out the size of those headphones on that Lobot over there.

by WayJay August 10, 2012

Red Lobster

When a young man is unable to find proper lubricant and opts to use non-standard items to do the job, thus causing a painful red flare (irritation) in either the vagina or anus. This phrase originates from #Demonoid.

"So I had no lube; I heard douche was made from alcohol and water so I took a little bit of alcohol and a lot of water. We used that but she wound up crying all night over her red lobster."

by dannofthursday September 18, 2008

Lobo

He is a wanna be gangster who has zero friends also he thinks its kool to pretend he has a girlfriend named erika

Lobo is a loser and he thinks hes black which he aint so get some friends and stop saying yeaaaa ahhhhh and waz zzzzzzzzupp

by Jake March 15, 2005

cod lobby

everyone is super fruity weird and go bannanas when thay hear aa girl aand are fatter than a disccord mod andinsteaad of touching gass they staart too fly

everyone is a cod lobby is weird

by imbrainded November 8, 2021

rock lobster

Someone who is extremely sunburned to the point of skin cancer

Person 1-"that old guy in the beach house next to us is a rock lobster"
Person 2-"haha yea he is"

by u know who it is October 2, 2007

Lobsters

The act of placing baby lobster into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The lobsters then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs hatch. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.

Kyle played with seafood a little bit too often, and next thing you know, he got lobsters in his vaginal cheese.

by Kyle McFelch December 5, 2003