Floating Liver Syndrome

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.

"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.

by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011

Liverpool Fc

The worlds most big-headed wankers. Mainly from Norway and London, never from Liverpool. Glory Hunting Twats. Should be shipped to turkey because they love the city of Istanbul so much. Also known as reshite and there so called fans known as kopites.

Liverpool Fc are big headed wankers who need to get a life!

by craig-h May 28, 2006

livercation

Taking a break from drinking to allow the deflicted liver to heal.

I'm not going out tonight, I tied one on yesterday so I'm taking a livercation.

by t3n May 18, 2009

livedore

A mixture of the words "like" , "love", and "adore". Commonly used to express one's affection.

I livedore you <3

by Permabound October 28, 2013

Liver shivers

When your body shivers with disgust immediately after consuming (or watching someone consume) some form of alcohol, usually liquor.

Bruh I just got the liver shivers watching you chug that tequila.

by terlizepam June 20, 2017

Liverwhore

A whore, a slut, someone who offers prostitution for free or at the very least for for a cheap dinner. If she doesn't eat your money she will most probably eat you. Male or female, she is not fussed and resembles a large wardrobe.

I met a liverwhore at the weekend, she ate my friend.

by Desperado69 September 1, 2017

liverpool handshake

Essentially a wank.

"I thought you were going to that interview?"
"I thought a Liverpool handshake would suit me better."

by sadical October 19, 2017