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Livermore 

Livermore's a town full of sad kids who drink too much and drug it up, and go dumb to country or rap. When we tell people we're from Livermore they ask where it's at and we just say near Oakland or San Fran.
Livermore? What's that?
It's like 40 minutes away from San Fran.
Livermore by lissylol October 25, 2016

livermore effect 

It is an educational process that occurs when a patient realizes that their health provider is so incompetent or unhelpful, that they are forced to find ways to heal their self.
Due to mistakes and high costs, our current healthcare system has caused many people to fall victim to the Livermore effect.
livermore effect by asisee May 30, 2018

Livermore 

This goes for late-night.

When everything else is closed, but you are still awake this is what you do:

Go to the Donut Wheel.

Go to Nation's Burger and pick up a milkshake.

Go check out how destructed our downtown has become.

Well thats about it. Livermore, Lovermore, LiveForMore, has been trying to make our city look better, at the same time ruin all entertainment and activity. You tell me if that sounds counter-productive.

Donuts and milkshakes at 4am.

Yay Livermore
Livermore by David Benterou September 10, 2006

Livermore 

A town where people need more healthy livers because everyone drinks away their boredom.
"Hey we're in Livermore, what should we do?"
"Drink?"
"What are our other options?"
"Drink more?"

Livermore 

An Eastern Bay Area city where half the population are ranchers and the other half are wanna be thugs. Great if you want to consider yourself a Bay Area resident but don't actually want to live there. If you go to the top of the parking garage there will always be someone ready to sell you drugs. Lots of wine, downtown is alright, schools are eh, people are eh, hills are cool, windmills are relaxing, lab might explode any second, city has an element named after it, worlds longest lasting light bulb, and donuts. Need I say more?
Historian: Did you know they named it Livermore because of all the clinically depressed teenagers who drink themselves till their livers collapse?

Person: Wow, you learn something new everyday
Livermore by papaParr June 3, 2017

Lovewhore 

A person that has an extreme longing for love. That person strives to make people smile, to be happy, to feel loved.
Garth - "It's not like I'm selling sex to everyone, i just want to share Love"
Kegan - "You're a Lovewhore!"
Lovewhore by Estatess June 6, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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