Neil's Law

Neil's law (also known as Neil's Rule of Homoerotic Analogies or Neil's Rule of Analogies About Your Mom) is an assertion made by Josh Neil in 1990 that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving homoeroticism or your mom approaches 1." In other words, Neil said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to your mom or homoerotic acts.

"Did you see that Alex shaved his beard?" "Ya, I'd hit that pretty mouth." "Dude, Neil's Law is so true."

by Warn A Wigga December 13, 2013

Holdfast's Law

Whenever I suggest a game. I am correct.

Damn Hell let loose is great! That's holdfast's law in action!

by HLL? December 30, 2020

Tesha's Law

Tesha's Law, or the Theory of Oscillation, states that all things conform to a pattern of rising and falling.

The crypto market seems to follow Tesha's Law.

by Lagulouscious August 31, 2021

Fayezeh's Law

When the world gives you lemons and you create champagne out of them. The ability to be knocked down by force and then rise gracefully by using a greater force from within.

wow how was she able to achieve so many great things after what happened. Fayezeh's Law inspired her ....

by Willy_lex November 14, 2017

Owen’s Law

The longer a Internet discussion goes on the more Likely a communist will propose a Revolution will fix any and all problems

Guy 1: “I really think people are too closed minded about barbecue sauce
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.

by LordFerpez March 9, 2021

Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023

By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute

by law of dibs the phone is mine.

by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022