damien jones

drummer with kult of the dead rock star

damien jones is a damned fine drummer

by tranquil_demon August 13, 2003

Hailey Jones

Hailey is a backstabbing person who her friends hate. She won’t let not be her friend because she is a piece of crap. Every time you bring up something she said she will be like “ I never said that. When did I say that. I don’t remember ever saying that.”

“ Hailey I don’t like you and I don’t want to be your friend.”
“ Why, what did I do?”
“ Your an asshole who said I was a hoe and I suck dick for breakfast”
“ I didn’t say that, I don’t remember ever saying those things.”
“ go away Hailey.”
“But,but,but wait”
“Shut up Hailey Jones”

by Ur daddy lesbian June 11, 2018

Felicity Jones

The thicc girl from Rogue One

Person 1: “Have you seen Felicity Jones outside of Rogue One?”
Person 2: “No, she’s only in boring things”
Person 1: “Oh damn, you’re missing out - she’s thicc af”

by ———//// January 16, 2023

Jone

The crossroads of a joke and a groan. A comic's worst nightmare and a dad joke's best friend.

I thought I was funny but I was dropping jones all night.

by theAgency_One February 20, 2019

Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.

That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.

by OTH21 May 17, 2018

E. Jones

A sasquatch like creature with red hair and who twitches their eyes alot. Smell can be deadly, especially the breath.

Used in a sentence: "Mommy, that E. Jones just ate our dog!"

by JonesJacobk March 19, 2012

Austin Jones

A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.

My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water

by cockman2 April 29, 2024