Jimmy Limp Dick

The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.

You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy

Me: You spittin my brother!!

by Dawwonnn January 21, 2021

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jimmy-up the mack

A Vandergrift Casino Theatre prank used to make freshman stage crew people go insane trying to find out how to "jimmy-up the mack". Bottom line: the "mack" that needs to be "jimmied-up" does not exist!

Cast member: "Go jimmy-up the mack, Bob"
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!

Cast member: Just go do it!

Bob: What is it!

Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!

Bob: but!....but!

Cast member: GO!

by Rekced Yrrek December 02, 2006

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Rocketman Jimmie Zara

This is a true God. An amazing man.

HOLY SHIT ITS THE ACTOR FOR ROCKETMAN JIMMIE ZARA

by WaluigiPotato12 February 18, 2019

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Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".

"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."

by U735 December 12, 2021

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Lettuce Mouth Jimmy

If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.

"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"

by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019

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