(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 11, 2021
Get the Jimmy Jerk-offmug. by Fnaf and nods November 14, 2020
Get the jimmy neutron boimug. A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.
"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"
by Solanas69 February 24, 2019
Get the Jimmy Carter Indexmug. When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it
by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023
Get the Jimmy Jizzy Johnmug. A Vandergrift Casino Theatre prank used to make freshman stage crew people go insane trying to find out how to "jimmy-up the mack". Bottom line: the "mack" that needs to be "jimmied-up" does not exist!
Cast member: "Go jimmy-up the mack, Bob"
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!
Cast member: Just go do it!
Bob: What is it!
Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!
Bob: but!....but!
Cast member: GO!
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!
Cast member: Just go do it!
Bob: What is it!
Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!
Bob: but!....but!
Cast member: GO!
by Rekced Yrrek December 3, 2006
Get the jimmy-up the mackmug. When Jim let's Vinny suck on his ballsack and nut inside of him.. resulting in an unplanned pregnancy that neither one was ready for.
by Themanhoff October 26, 2022
Get the Jimmy James Jrmug. A term used for satisfaction or approval of an outcome in daily life. Usually used to end a conversation. Jimmy is used for a general name to informally address any male.
by Beekay2124 September 8, 2016
Get the Slick Nuts Jimmymug.