Junk Show

A TV show showing a bunch of people who like to put their hands in a bucket of warm, black old motor grease.

In these kinda shows, they often, during some sort of a challange or competition, show some basic practical engineering deployed on some junk and turn it into something that does some kind of a job.

Junkyard Wars (USA), Scrapheap Challange (UK) and Monster Garage (USA), to name a few...
Sometimes cool, sometimes stupid but a pretty good method to loose some time staring at the TV, overall...

They would become obsolete anytime soon, just like the "Robot Arena" (and similar RC cars bashing formats) show has been whiped out of the small screen.

I wonder what they do with those freak machines after the Junk Show is over...

by Todmeister June 28, 2007

Junkage Pies

Totally Awesome

Junkage pies thats a nice car

by Eduardo Gustavian October 18, 2003

Junkfood Buffet

a term used to describe a woman's vagina when different foods manage to fall into the labia. Foods include chocolate syrup, honey, whipped cream, pop rocks, cola, etc., all of which can be hazardous to ones weight overtime.

Dustin: "Stephen, your putting on a lot of weight."

Stephen: "Holly opened up the Junkfood Buffet a few weeks ago. Ive been eating out there recently"

Dustin: "Fuck-n-a"

by Dustin J. White October 25, 2008

junk juice

juice to drank to get ya junk swoll.

i drank dis juice it was grape and it got my junk swoll.... it must have been dat "junk juice"

by purplepenguin420 July 24, 2011

Craigslist junkie

One who surfs the internet and actually finds girls and couples to play. There are only a rare few craigslist junkies. Most people who use craigslist do not take their time, and are impolite, or just send you pictures of "their" wang. Craigslist junkies may also be known as players, though they do not often get to sex. craigslist junkies always remember to stay safe, never give out personal information and never use their real e-mail adress. craigslist junkies always know how to treat a lady, and they can make anyone at the bar burst out laughing.

guy 1: yeah so i met a bucha girls on craigslist.
guy 2: yeah? what did you guys do?
guy 1: we went to outback. free lobster bro!
guy 2: get a life ya craigslist junkie.

by john the pimp December 19, 2012

junk

my friend junklyn's nickname

hey , junk what the fuck is up my white nigga?

by hobo_on_hastings September 21, 2003

Estrogen Junkie

A complete fairy. A guy who will generally take part in activities normally targetted at women.

Fancy Pants:"Oh man today I was knitting my mother a scarf for mother's day and I poked my finger and it hurt real bad ="
Average Guy:"Suck a dick you faggot estrogen junkie"

by NotDevin December 14, 2008