Ghetto Diaphragm

Noun- A Ziploc Baggie inserted into a woman's vagina in lieu of traditional diaphragm birth control

Stacie: "Erick didn't have any condoms, so i used a ghetto diaphragm instead.

by Sick sombich September 7, 2011

ghetto jack

stealing something without actually stealing it
pretending to look at someone elses stuff and taking it - stealing it

i just ghetto jacked his hat!

by jG. April 2, 2008

Ghetto Tape

Pimp awesome old tape used to give grip to something and prevent sting on a bat. grants luck to the user

An example of Ghetto Tape is years old medical gauze on the handle of a bat which grants grip and a better percentage of hitting ability to the user.

by Justie K. Tickle June 22, 2010

ghetto caps

Over-the-top acrylic nails. Can be:
-Obnoxious color
-Typically some form of french manicure
-Really long and/or thick
-Weird patterns
Usually only seen on ghetto/low-class folk. They're like a status symbol for them.

Dang, Stacy, look at that trick and her massive ghetto caps. Talk about tacky.

by miss-spock! June 19, 2011

ghetto manicure

A French manicure using Wite-Out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails.

I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight

by g0nnalfynow April 20, 2010

ghetto stew

what you make when you are poor and hungry, usually consisting of various random items in the cabinets.

Tracey and I were so high we made this ghetto stew that was the bomb!

by Mistress420 August 19, 2009

prosecco ghetto

Any area of any large town or city where it is predominantly middle class. The tell tale signs are a Londis or Bargain Booze that is selling upmarket items like organic Cous Cous and Prosecco.

I have just bought a flat in the middle of Prosecco Ghetto its very nice and near to Waitrose.

by MCB0NUS June 21, 2014