Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025

Garden Glizzy

Cucumber.

Hey, let me get a few slices of that garden glizzy for my salad.

Not tonight, I'm pickling my garden glizzies.

by TastyWhiteGuy April 16, 2025

Garcia Matters

But I don't!? How about come visit the creator of AI and give me my credit and money? How about come and explain to me why these news pundits you're talking to are watching me take a shit in my own home?

Hym "Garcia matters but don't let that motherfucker set foot in America until I get my credit and my money! You fuck-ass politician need to stop letting these retards steal shit. One of them is a sister molester. The other 2 stole everything they have. The sister molester also stole everything he has. Seriously, I will stab so many fucking kids if that motherfucker gets out before I get paid."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

Gardening Procedure

A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.

My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.

by i fuck niggas May 5, 2025

gaccent

the new offical term for the stereotypical accent

eg. “yaaaaassss queen”

Holy shit! That guy has a mad gaccent

by pallaswithane July 6, 2025

Garden State Plaza

Giant mall in Paramus, New Jersey.

Its loaded with many stores, from average clothing to snob outfits. It has a food court where big macs cost $20.

People come to hang out and scream at the top of their lungs for no reason

Getting in and out of the parking lot is a nightmare

At night time it becomes a stunt track for people who vape and drive sports cars

It also has a movie theater where everything is expensive

Garden state plaza is definitely a place to avoid

by FlabbyPancakeSause August 28, 2025

Garden View Estates

A modern housing complex on Detroit’s Westside, built on the site of the old Herman Gardens projects. Seen as a symbol of neighborhood renewal, it mixes townhomes and apartments while carrying the legacy of the area’s past struggles and resilience.

“After Herman Gardens got torn down, my aunt moved us into Garden View Estates, and it felt like a fresh start for the whole block.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025