shot the goose

When you have accidentally ejaculated inside of your girlfriend.

As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."

by cedmondsuek October 6, 2010

Goose

A fat retard who sits on discord all day and is hated by everyone

“Man look at this fucking goose”

by mama lover 69 January 15, 2021

Silly goose

You are a very silly person and if you friend is doing something really dumb or is laughing and you don’t know what he/she is saying call then a goose or silly goose

“Taylor your such a silly goose”

by Silly bean head November 4, 2020

Goosely

The act of thinking you are a goose, this is found in many hobos

That guy is goosely

by Hshsofbrirndj February 25, 2024

Goose

To have sex, unromantically, and with no string attached. If you "Goose" someone, it usually means that they could've been a 1 night-stand, or a someone you've been wanting to have sex with, without you being in a relationship with them.

Them: Hey dude, did that girl come over last night?

Me: Yeah dude

Them: Did you goose?

by NanoCubano August 7, 2019

Goose Play

what fags do to have fun in equivalent to parkour.

Hey Daniel want to go down to the beach and do some 180's and look like fags and call it Goose Play.

by DanielDerrik June 10, 2011

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018