Kill it with eggs before it lays fire!

Self explanatory.

You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.

Coined by spook AKA zombitini

*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
“KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”

by zombitini September 20, 2020

harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

Dumbledore asked calmly

Person Idk what to put here
Person Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

by anonymous September 14, 2021

fire bomb

When you're nailing a chick and she sticks her fingers up your ass.

"Dude, that bitch totally fire bombed me last night... so I donkey punched her real good."

by Grant, Kyle, Bryan, and Harrison March 10, 2004

Fire Bush

Female with red pubs on her camel hoof.

Jon: Did you see Jeanie's fire bush?
Ray: Yeah man... she was on fire!

by VooDude August 3, 2006

fire drill

describes anal intercorse if the receiving party has a bad case of hemroids.

"Clark and i did a fire drill yesterday...it was hot"

by Pemp October 9, 2006

Fire Engine

The piece of firefighting apparatus in which REAL firefighters ride.

Hes not a pussy truckie so he rides the fire engine.

by TWP325 February 4, 2009

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!

I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.

by Stevie Y April 13, 2006