fake hapa

Someone who is usually 1/4 Asian and 3/4 European, and therefore can never be a true hapa.

People say Keana Reeves is a hapa, but his dad is only half Chinese. He's a fake hapa.

by Obama9999 April 30, 2019

Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum

I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!

by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019

Fake News

i) a declaration or response to a true statement or factual article which one finds unflattering, incriminating or is something they didn’t want you to know

The the reeports that I cant spel eazy werds are FAKE NEWS folks.

I’ve never met Putin. Don’t know the man. Anyone that says otherwise is spreading fake news.

by Merriamm Webster May 14, 2018

fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining

"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"

by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017

fake manners

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.

Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.

by Herobot April 7, 2020

Fake Jacob

A person who does not like bees

He hates bees, so he’s a fake Jacob

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

Fake couple

Two people who act like they are in a relationship for the gain or for the attraction they are missing.

James: I don't have a girlfriend and need love and cuddles
Sunny: me too but I don't want too date you. I don't like you like that
James: then let's be a fake couple

by Jkkk45 July 6, 2020