My girlfriend threw back a couple of beers and took a few good bong hits and then writes on snapchat that she is tipsy faded. (It means either there will be teasing only and no sex tonight or there will be amazingly hot sex for several hours). Please be the latter I don't want blue balls.
by Bigbear55555 April 26, 2017
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My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
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Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster
by Dirty Mike n the boys October 19, 2017
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by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018
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You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad
You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad
by Chloe Mcburger May 19, 2018
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