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Fortnite 

Whats on youtube? Oh, Fortnite. Fuck you fortnite and epic games

Fortnite 

The abomination that will fuck up, destroy and literally rob everything you ever loved. (And will destroy every single keyboard, mouse, or controller you ever had.)
The game has alot of after effects on humans, especially your casual hypebeast nigga that includes: Terminal Cancer, Head trauma, Depression, Self Harm,Harm to keyboards, Questioning man kind's existance, Questioning if God abandoned us, PTSD, and most commonly, death.
Do not play this game without a trained professional , a doctor, or your Grandma watching over you, or it will result in immediate death.
According to or data,
The nigga Ninja played so much Fortnite, that he wil turn into literal A S H in the next year.
Fortnite by MrTLexify's slave. June 23, 2018

Fortnite 

A Game that only boys and weird girls play.

The boys who play this game either a fourth grader that have no brain waves, or an adult that pays more attention to the games than their girlfriend.

The girls that play this game are interested in the idea of a game like this. (even though it’s every competitive game ever)
Timmy: HEY MOM LOOK AT MY FORTNITE WINS!

Timmy’s mother:Timmy you’re 43 and living in my basement...GET A JOB!
Fortnite by I hate you 123 adc June 24, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that is played by virgins that forget about the people they love
Mom: son can you come and help me?
Son: no I'm playing fortnite

Fortnite 

The worst game ever that got all kids wetting their pants
Person1:dude have you heard bout fortnite?
Person2:more than I was supposed to...
Fortnite by Crixz June 27, 2018