stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

by StonedLife October 28, 2015

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.

Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck

by PapaDroe February 7, 2018

ear Hussle

To listen in on someone else's conversation uninvited.

I'm gonna go ear hussle on their conversation.

by Amyfl19 July 21, 2023

Ear typo

That's not how the track goes you just did an ear typo

Hahaha what did you say? Margaret repeats the lyric. She has done an ear typo

by Ear weirdo May 30, 2024

ear plugs

Jewlery that dramatically stretches the earlobes, sometimes with the intention of earlobe copulation. indcates robust participation in receiving anal intercourse.its

Hey that guy/girl totally gauged out their ears with fuckablr ear plugs. This indicates that they need their holes stretched. (S)he takes it in the ass

by m6e6t6 April 3, 2019

Dont Dump The Cheese In Their Ears

To warn someone not to make the same mistake they always gravitate towards making.

Bundaga pls dont dump the cheese in their ears at cash open

by helphp October 18, 2022