blue ears

when ur listening to some hype ass music and ur dumbass friend facetimes/calls u as the beat is abt to drop

alex calls*
alex: yo
me: bro i was listening to music and u called me as the beat was abt to drop. u gave me headphone blue balls

alex: BRO IM DEADDD U DESCRIBED THAT IN THE BEST WAY
me: yea i’m cool like that
alex: blue ears
me: i’m adding that to UD rn

alex: no fucking way

by lolimagine September 27, 2022

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.

Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.

by thrayl September 30, 2008

Open Ear

The ability to listen to any music genre and sounds around you and appreciate and like it

Hey man weren't u listening to classical music this morning now extratone and you sleep with harsh noise?

I just have an open ear buddy

by Open Ear November 7, 2024

Significant Ear Damage

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.

Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!

Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!

by SignificantEarDamage July 12, 2012

Ears

It the most weird body part of your body with holes

During sex, I love to stick my dick in her ears.

by Oofboitom May 11, 2019

gremlins ear

other wise know as a vagina, ham wallet, pussy and beef muff cabbage, the gremlins ear represents the outer wizards sleeve like area of the vagina

hey dude her pussy was like a gremlins ear, it was the worst shit iv taste in years

by the one with the biggest willy July 30, 2012