He is a a beast of a man, who has sex with women at least 15 times a minute. His penis would match any Congolese man on a fine day. If you know a dylan you are so lucky, tell him that you love him and want to have children with him because there’s a chance that he will accept the offer because he hasn’t had male offspring yet.
by Nathanieljm21 September 14, 2021
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Really smelly guy who always stinks up the room. His stench is so bad it kills plants near him. Dylan is the type of guy to nut on his shirt and leave it on there.
Girl: PHEWW did you smell Dylan today? What the heck hes smelly! I prefer his friend Saleh.. much hotter and actually smells nice.. hes also into skibidi toilet.. what a sigma
by itqxve February 13, 2024
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Dylan is a fighter and will fight for what he wants. Don't mess with a Dylan.
Dylan is a fighter and will fight for what he wants. Don't mess with a Dylan.
by Windowlene fan September 12, 2021
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