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David Perez

This kid is mature as hell, funny, kind when need be, understands when to joke around in serious situations or not. He’s just a package of everything, he’s David Perez. Although he laughs at fucked up things, he knows his morals which is good. He’s just fucken David man, no he’s not fucking himself (lol), but he’s just him. He doesn’t care about what people have to say about him, 0 fucks given and that’s sexy, hella attractive man. He knows how to treat his women, he’s no boy, he’s a man. All in all his humor is great and appearance wise it’s a plus. Looking at him makes you get lost in his eyes, like you’re lost in this empty landscape with just you and him. You sort of just forget your surroundings, it’s amazing really. His eyes are filled with ambition, this dweeb is a walking trivia that says random facts non-stop, but hey I’m not complaining, day by day I learn new things . He’s like a painting I have to observe closely, every stroke, every definition, shadow, etc. defines him as a person. There’s more to know of him than just seeing him in school and speaking to him there, he’s more than just a face, but a person that’s loveable and will cherish you to the moon and back. Although he may see his name as mediocre, there’s a lot of meaning to it just like there’s a lot of meaningful things about him. He’s David, David Perez. The man of your dreams.
Grace: hey did you hear about that kid David? He’s pretty flame

Lili: Hell yeah, is girl Ali is lucky

Grace: Man I know, where can I get me a David?
David Perez: The man of your dreams
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David & Evangelina

you two are like david & evangelina
by yolonikka December 13, 2012
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David Harrison

Forged in the heart of England, this is a common delicacy in the deepest depths of the mersey river. Often described as "Fucking Delicious".
Jonathan Peters: " I say this David Harrison is fucking delicious"
Katie Money: "Trudat yo dawg foshizzle mah nizzle werd"
by Dr. Gerald Bronwhiche August 19, 2011
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Wavy David

A water wave used for riding a surfboard on.
Hey dude! I rode that wavy david all the way to the sand bra!
by Regal Man September 11, 2011
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David Magic

When a girl spead her legs for you and you dive in like a slippery banana while you're on instagram live
Rafael: Did you hear about yesterday?
Falafel: Yeah! Oscar went David Magic on that hot chick
by Manchesthair March 2, 2019
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David Blowie

When you wear David Bowie inspired makeup to give a blowjob and your makeup ends up running down your face.
“Wow, why does your makeup look like that?”

“Girl, I gave him a David Blowie!”
by _whorewell_ June 18, 2018
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David Groze

Person, Human being, defined by a big IQ level, and an athletic body. Does pretty much every sport.
I have been in town to see David Groze
by SenseiBen July 29, 2018
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