David Egloff

a portly fellow who loves to drink and occasionally hits his wife.

That dude rocked his wife just like David Egloff.

by David Egloff March 1, 2009

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David Magic

When a girl spead her legs for you and you dive in like a slippery banana while you're on instagram live

Rafael: Did you hear about yesterday?
Falafel: Yeah! Oscar went David Magic on that hot chick

by Manchesthair March 2, 2019

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sir david

He is super cool and funny, he has a huge wee wee and will fuck your guts out in bed, you definitely don’t wanna miss out on someone like him.

Rachel- yeah i’m dating sir david!

Sarah- Wow lucky he has a big wee wee!!

by TeheHaha September 19, 2020

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Somebody who will only commit to their beliefs if they are alone and have no one around to challenge them. People named David Luevano have very strong homosexual energy and seem gay, but when they are accused of their sexuality they deny it and become very offended, often throwing the insult back. David Luevano may be very smart but they are often very lazy and will only use their intelligence when they absolutely have to. David Luevano will often fake their personality and speech patterns to fit in to the current crowd. David is a hypocrite and will often make fun of you for doing the same things they do. David Luevano will often have a friend he follows everywhere and often shows their inner homosexuality to, which will be hidden if realized. David Luevano is an asshole.

Guy: Stop being such a David Luevano!
David Luevano: Shut the fuck up you're the one being a David Luevano! You little ugly bitch!

by David Hater9999 October 7, 2019

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