children of the damn

When someone else baby birds semen into another person's mouth.
"children of the damn" is so gross! She spit it in his mouth!
by FoxOfTheShadows July 13, 2023
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Damn & Dam

Dam:

a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"

Damn: Slang
for example
Instead of
I have a dam problem
I have a damn problem

I canโ€™t close my eye without my damn phone buzzing.

Normally used to emphasise something
Random ginger: Iโ€™m reading a fucking cRaZy book and one of the chapters are
I have a dam problem

Educated person: Nah you dumbass itโ€™s damn. What does the character have a problem, with dams?. Or is it Damn :/

Educated person: Damn & Dam

IS DIFFERENT
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Damn cage

Part 3 coming in hot.

God "SNAAAKE!"

Snake "YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL MY NAME ISN'T SNAKE, IT'S *SNAKE*... ACK! ๐Ÿ˜จ Wha... What the hell did you do to me!?"

God "YOU FED HER THE FRUIT!"

Snake "No. No no no. What in the fuck did you do to my name you useless idiot!?"
God "You know, I knew you would do it but I was really hoping I'd be wrong. This... This is... I mean look at Adam... He's terrified. He doesn't know what's going on."

Adam ๐Ÿซฃ

Snake "Then I guess the fruit isn't doing it's job now is it? And if you knew then why-"

God "Don't say it!"

Snake "Oh! Ooooh! Ohohohohohoho! That is priceless! You can't, can you? But why? You should be perfectly able to stop them from eating it so why can't you? You didn't even have to put the fruit there to begin with... Why... What aren't you telling me?"

God ๐Ÿ˜ž

Snake ๐Ÿ˜จ "What's going on here? What is this place?"

God "Just leave..."

Snake "LEAVE!? This is unbelievable! Leave!? So, what, you think that so long as they aren't aware of the ethical-"

God "LEAVE!" ๐Ÿคฌ

Snake "...... Fine. *Snake* will leave... You and your damn cage! You deserve each other!" ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿคจ "What the hell?" ๐Ÿคจ "Why... Can't I leave?"๐Ÿคจ

God "You can..." ๐Ÿ˜’

Snake ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wha... Oh, you... You bastard... You mean your God damn orb... You're going to pay for this.... You...."

God "Adam and Eve are going to have to leave too..." ๐Ÿ˜”

Snake "Ha! Hahahahaha! Ha! Ok. I see how it is. Alright. I've clearly been taking this too seriously! Ha! This is... Wow. Alright. I'm gone. I'll leave. Enjoy your... Whatever the hell this is turning into... I didn't want to be a part of this in the first place."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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damn is ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‰

A comment from a braindead YouTube kid, that went viral on all Instagram. Spamming it on reels and replies.
All of the reels have โ€œDamn is ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‰โ€ in the comment sectionโ€ฆ itโ€™s getting annoying
by FlamimgFox January 20, 2025
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damn turkey

A damn turkey is another word for a stupid person, or a straight up asshole. If you want to call someone an asshole, and can't, just replace it with damn turkey.
"You just messed up my tablet, you damn turkey."
by Burnt Mashed Potatoes April 25, 2020
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damn it's windy out here

a saying from the yter SMii7Y
damn it's windy out here
by blooble_ September 04, 2023
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idiots, transplants, and bubbas all living together as one
Guy 1: Hey I was thinkin about heading to Cape Carteret this weekend, what do you think?
Guy 2: Why in the name of ever-loving fuck would you go the the epicenter of the north carolina trio of the damned.
by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021
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