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check the oil

before a female has any physical contact with "strange" wang, she must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the male's ass. if not, have at it, til you're satisfied.
by pun tang October 17, 2003
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vibe check

no one:

wyatt: vibe check 👊💨
by Cursed Tae Doll October 31, 2019
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hand check

"Hand checks" occur when a Mexican, typically a Luis, has had his or her hand or hands in his or her pants for an elongated amount of time. By screaming "hand check," the Mexican is forced to immediately remove his or her hands to show that no masturbation has taken place.
Davo: Hey, get your hands out of there! Hand check!
Luis, the Mexican, removes his hands from his pants.
Davo: What's that gooey yellow stuff?
by HugeBreasticle March 24, 2005
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check

v.

1. What you do with your winter coat upon entering a danceclub.

"Avoid after-hours chills and loss of property during Chicago winter. Instead of wrapping a sticky barstool with your pea coat—just check it! Upon arrival to any nightclub, this chore comes first. You can work the room, flirt with the bartender, or go trainspotting *after* your coat is in a safe place. At the end of the night when you pick it up—be sure and tip the attendant well."

n.

2. A section of a pattern made by rectilinear repetition.

The lady's Burberry handbag sported the company's trademarked check pattern.

v.

3. The act relating to the various transactions of goods/services for legal tender generally exchanged between cashiers and customers in "check-out lines" which provide a convenient setting for this process (usually seen near the exit of supermarkets, retail department stores, etc.)
"Following the unexpected rush to the regular as well as the express check-outs, all available cashiers were paged to the front of the store to check."
by chicagojosh77 April 19, 2010
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Check your temperature

Ill check that nigga Timmy’s temperature after he gets outta jail. Check your temperature
by Fuck seirra francis April 2, 2022
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Tree Check

the act of jumping out of a tree and kicking someone in the face.
"That guy just got tree checked!"
by FAILMANninja February 22, 2010
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Google Check

The use of Google to make sure that the stuff you are jacking off the internet, and then rewording, does not show up in at least the first two pages of the search. Thus, ensuring that the alert yet lazy professor does not catch you stealing paragraphs of information online.
Richard: Gosh, how in the world will I finish this term paper by tomorrow!
Gary: It's simple Dick (no pun intended), just copy & paste something and reword it. Oh, and I would Google check just to be sure.
by SlumDog ZnyuZ December 7, 2009
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