Canadian Crackle Jack

Where the man proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female, then during climax, retreated to then return to take a shit in the woman’s vagina. Then the intercourse ceases for many hours until the poo has fully hardened. With this hardening the vaginal cavity is now blocked with poo. The man now proceeds to break that wall with his fists in a quick and powerful uppercut punch. Then the man collects the hardened poo chunks and throws them at the woman's face when she least expects it while yelling crackle jack in Canada.

Dude, I totally Canadian Crackle Jacked my girlfriend last night, she was so surprised.

by Termanalor117 June 28, 2010

Canadian Armed Forces

Like a midget -- more an amusement than a threat.

Hey Joe, I heard the new recruits finally got their bb guns, and a couple guys got .22s!

by incognito September 11, 2003

Canadian Taco

The act of shitting into someone's vagina and giving it a blow job

I certainly enjoyed the Canadian Taco that I ate last night

by ?Unanimous? June 26, 2017

canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

by nick greca March 26, 2009

canadian potato chips

while nailing a girl(or guy I suppose) in the rear, the art of removing your penis from the vagina or rectum to ejaculate upon your partners back. after the semen dries it forms a potato-like form of matter. you then peel it off and feed it to your partner.

"I got laid last night... well Johnny gave a tasty serving of Lays Canadian Potato Chips."

by nobnodXXV October 4, 2008

The Canadian Roast Game

The fact that Canadian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but it happens in Canada as well.

Just like those crazy Americans, we do it too, but it's called "The Canadian Roast Game" this time.

by BM99 June 18, 2019

Great Canadian Promise

A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!

I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.

All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise

by Aliip May 8, 2008