A Cute cum is when a guy prematurely ejaculates in front of a girl which causes embarrassment for the guy but is found to be endearing by the girl.
by HHHWins May 28, 2016
Get the Cute Cum mug.A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.
We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Get the Cum Mat mug.When Jones ejaculates inside the vagina, and the recipient wipes the excess cum with her hand and gives Jones an open hand handshake "Cum Dap"
by CMJ6115 January 9, 2017
Get the Cum Dap mug.The act of ejaculating multiple times on a females breasts to cover the entire chest and making the breast appear larger then they originally are due to the amount of semen on the female.
Female 1: "yeah girl he titty cums on me- girl I was so scared coz I thought the nigga was gonna die or som shitt"
Female 2: "mmhh nhh but girl did he turn yo titties to a d?"
Female 1: "nah girl he passed out 'for he could turn em in a C"
Female 2: "mmhh nhh but girl did he turn yo titties to a d?"
Female 1: "nah girl he passed out 'for he could turn em in a C"
by Doc. DJ DICK February 8, 2017
Get the Titty cums mug.When a man is so desperate to cum on or in you at any time, even if your family member just passed away he just wants to be a cum cumbler and cum. He has no heart, his heart is in his cock.
by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020
Get the Cum Cumbler mug.Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.
See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"
The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.
Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"
The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.
Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".
by star2uk June 29, 2020
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