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Crack-dutch

A person, usually a girl, who has mental problems from using crack on a 24/7 basis and occationaly going into a ramble and accidentally sounding like she is speaking a different language.. sounds like dutch.
crackdutch: see I was going to renda eles trinifinac crimbin shniv.

her boyfriend: What are you talking about ya crackdutch
by Kyle Dupree November 2, 2004
mugGet the Crack-dutchmug.

Crack Computer

An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.
I have tried to kick my Crack Computer habit but I am hooked. I cannot do ANYTHING without it.
by El Dollar October 7, 2008
mugGet the Crack Computermug.

crack the bed

When you need to sleep so much that you can't do anything else except throwing your self heavily into your bed
Mate, I'm feeling knackered I can't be arse to go out tonight, I'm gonna crack the bed instead
by johlunik August 2, 2011
mugGet the crack the bedmug.

crack-smoker

1. someone who smokes crack
2. Somebody who acts or does something crazy
by Anonymous November 10, 2002
mugGet the crack-smokermug.

electronic crack

Any electronic hobby or device or software that becomes you. One that steals your soul, and rapes you, without your knowlegde. Has rootes in the "rock" form of cocaine
The world is full or electronic crack. Online Porn is my electronic crack of choice.
by No use for a name August 27, 2005
mugGet the electronic crackmug.

crack head

someone who is very stupid or does silly things
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
mugGet the crack headmug.

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