When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.
by #1 Monkey Clapper April 23, 2024
Nigga 1: Aye nigga I heard you fucked around with Tasha
Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!
Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!
by Jedi378 December 03, 2015
The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.
This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".
This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".
I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!
by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 18, 2021
Someone who is both ugly and disliked, generally used as an insult directed at anyone not exclusive to people who are ugly and like witnessing their significant other have coitus.
by ToughMurph March 26, 2018
a clap happy pussy ass trick is a bitch that continually does her man's dick cause it feels good and she ain't got nothing better to do than to get high off the climax with his rod that she creates a still picure of his dick in her and his mind until it happpens that way
Angelina Jolie is such a clap happy pussy ass trick with any of her men she traps em and they can't leave her fucking ass presence cause she frame them in her vags.
by aromabinger February 09, 2024
by Gingamesh March 06, 2024
person 1: i need to get new bedsheets
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night
by bug juice October 24, 2023