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Breakfast mess

A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.
I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.
by Jacjoa November 5, 2021
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Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance
Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.
by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021
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Breakfast of champions

A breakfast routine usually followed by champions or hoes involving jizz.
My school cafeteria offers great food, it truly feels like breakfast of champions.
by f me in the asssss September 27, 2021
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Breakfastpurrito

“That damn cat breakfastpurrito ate my burrito
by flimpflimp October 10, 2021
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breakfast

I want breakfast.
Breakfast
by give me breakfast October 17, 2021
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breakfast and ape

Redners Ricky: what should we do?
Daniel: Lets have breakfast and ape❗️❗️
Redners Ricky: yess im hungry anyway
by bruhv February 10, 2022
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Breakfast

When your happiness comes to an end because you took an L. In other words, getting rejected.
Omo Moses don chop breakfast.
Elisa confessed to john but he ended up giving her breakfast
by tsulia March 20, 2022
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