beach

charismatic, drama queen bitch, knows about nothing, pretty good at eye rolls.

my beach is my beach none of any other's beach

by theotherbeach April 2, 2022

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

beach

a term used usually between friends meaning "bitch" but in a non-offensive and exceptionally funny way

hey beach
eww you ratty ass beach

by queen_slay69 July 11, 2016

Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.

The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.

by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022

long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.

I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.

by Islander88 July 9, 2021

Beach a dog

One who pulls a dog from the water and places it in the sand

You can beach a whale but you can not beach a dog

by JJSHOCKZ January 10, 2021

Bitchy Beach

A slang term used to describe a group of people bitching about others on a beach.

Friend (1): she’s a b*tch

Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach

Etc...

by J-H_UrbanDictionary May 27, 2018