Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.

I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!

by Twisted peddler 90 April 5, 2017

Breakfast Sausage

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.

Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!

by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024

Carolinian Hot Breakfast

A sexual act where you wake up, drain the snake into a cup, cook up some grits and jerk off over the top. You then bring your partner breakfast in bed and serve them their meal.

My boyfriend was such a sweetheart, he served me a good old Carolinian hot breakfast over the weekend!

by Treabis October 27, 2017

Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass and pussy before making out with her

“Did you do it with jennifer last night?”-Rob
“No but I had breakfast, lunch and dinner”-Dave

by Maviles June 16, 2018

Breakfast

Strictly, the first meal of the day, even when not eaten in the morning.

Derived from the words break and fast. In this case, to break the fast between the last meal of the previous day and the first meal of the current day.

Joe: I'm eating breakfast.

Jane: It's 6PM. The sun is going down.

Joe: I haven't eaten today. I'm breaking a fast.

Jane: I'm leaving you.

by miliyo May 20, 2018