Proc Block

When you're so pumped and feeling super productive but the computer can't keep up with you, causing you to lose productive energy

Ben was proc blocked by Jira being slow as hell, so he's riding his bike instead of fixing bugs.

by TheJerm September 9, 2014

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taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"

person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"

by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011

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cock block

to inuitate the blockage of a straight guy coming onto a lesbian and/or bi-sexual

so me and my girl Amy were at this party. I went to the bathroom and came out to find this asshole with Amy trying to act out what he thought she needed. At that point me and 3 of the other girls were there with with a cock block on his dick.

by Sempervirens July 13, 2009

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Leg Block

A tactic used by unconfident males to coral, corner, or block off access to females they are engaging in conversation with. L-Blocking is usually preformed by propping one of their legs up on a seat near the female target.

Look at that babe getting leg blocked by that dweeb at that picnic table. See how he blocking access to her by strategically placing his leg on the seat in front of her.

by 3rdKnklBrwn September 2, 2010

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