Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.
Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
by William Chan February 8, 2004
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2. Oral/anal sex
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Ahhh gross look at that, Victor and David are always playing dirty basketball on the cross country runs!
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Someone who thinks it is a swell idea to wear nothing but a plain T shirt, shorts, Nike elite socks, and basketball shoes to any occasion.
Bill: "Yo, What the fuck is Max wearing?"
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."
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The fatality rate of this sport is a ratio of 0 to 3.
The ratio of getting your eye poked out is 5 to 1.
Usually the victim of said slam-dunking can sometimes suffer other abrasions of the skin.
USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING THIS SPORT!
Goggles recommended. You need not be in shape to participate. The more equipment you bring, the better.
The fatality rate of this sport is a ratio of 0 to 3.
The ratio of getting your eye poked out is 5 to 1.
Usually the victim of said slam-dunking can sometimes suffer other abrasions of the skin.
USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING THIS SPORT!
Goggles recommended. You need not be in shape to participate. The more equipment you bring, the better.
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