Baked Bean

The mental state you enter when you a baked off your head from an overindulgence of THC.

Im gonna turn into a baked bean tomorrow arvo because dead beet is coming over with the THC vape.

by Private bineng February 28, 2019

The Nazi Wake-and-Bake

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.

Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”

by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024

plantisserie baked

A chic and trendy bakery born and raised in South Florida where you can order luxury, custom chocolate covered strawberries, cookies, cake pops, and more!

Warning: Plantisserie Baked may just be your new obsession

by plantisseriebaked November 22, 2021

Baking an ass

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.

I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.

by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020

bake

to use a sunbed to achieve a nice tan

Tom: this sloot yesterday gave me some amazing slobber after she saw my tan!, lets bake again next week my dude

by INBRED RICKY November 5, 2018

Bake

Another word for Relax/Calm down used in the UK culture more specifically London

James: aye jerome you’ve been bugging me all day bro bake off G

Jerome: my bad bro

by TapeOffStrips January 1, 2022

out-bake

When someone obnoxious dis-respects you're baking skills by contradicting you're judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.

"Honey I think the roast beef is ready", proclaimed Jared.

"No it isn't leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy", replies Jane.

"Why do you always out-bake me! Thats it! I wanna a divorce", adds Jared.

by Kapenda53 November 8, 2009