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a few cents short of a dollar

Fred: Bobby thinks Washington D.C. is in Washington State!

George: Well, we always knew he was a few cents short of a dollar…
by Saww Con July 7, 2022
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Doggy Leg Short-Squirt

When wearing shorts: is the act of hiking up your hind leg to pee through the bottom of your shorts' leg.
Joesph exerts in a drunken stupor , "Look at my wee-wee!"
Justin turns around, "Put that thing away, man!"
Joseph's peen is stretched to below his shorts " Dare me to Doggy Leg Short-Squirt on Chief Carter's Navy Blues?"
Justin, "If you Doggy Leg Short-Squirt...We'll both be dead!"
by Daravouchi March 6, 2018
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straw berry short cake

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.
i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!
by David May 17, 2004
mugGet the straw berry short cakemug.

Souped Up Short Bus

1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.
1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday
by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011
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Throw Short People Month

Throw anyone under 5’11 with no repercussions!!
No needed permission, throw anyone under 5’11 even you can do it as a short person!
Dude it’s Throw Short People Month get throwing!
by Sheepa Uno September 30, 2023
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one sandwich short of a picnic

a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.

b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
m4w CL posting :

im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity

reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
by Sexydimma December 14, 2012
mugGet the one sandwich short of a picnicmug.

Respect short people day

So basically u have to respect everyone short and tall people must be punished. U now have permission to kick tall peoples shins :))
Oh look it’s ‘Respect short people day’. I must go respect luckas 🤠👍🏻
by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020
mugGet the Respect short people daymug.

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