DSN Syndrome

DSN stands for Dystopian Slut Nightmare. This syndrome affects mostly unnatractive succesful men that become haunted with dreams of sedimenting commitments with his low adherence lovers, ending up with a trophy wife or the like.

- So, Brad is talking again about going steady with Beth.
- It´s just his DSN Syndrome talking.

by terminal1 September 22, 2011

godfather syndrome

When someone likes the famous "Godfather" movies (originally a book by Mario Puzo and made into a film by Francis Ford Coppola) so much that they become convinced that they are really a Mafia boss and try to act like they've just finished running their shooting scenes. Symptoms may include constant quotations, dressing like one of the Dons, obsessive interest in Sicily, listening to Tarantella over and over again, and becoming creepily and quietly aggressive.

godfather syndrome guy: "hey you, what are you looking at? that's right i'm talking to you."

random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."

godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."

random bewildered person: ..........

by AliceOctober September 22, 2009

Cockholm Syndrome

A condition where a person chooses to stay in a relationship with an abusive partner solely for sex.

“Sam, you seriously gotta break up with your gf. I don’t care how good she is in bed. We’re worried about you man, you come home every day with bruises. Cockholm syndrome is clouding your judgment.”

by Harbinger_of_Decay October 15, 2021

kiyone syndrome

when you
constantly
type like
this
and have
problems
typing in
one line

yeah so
today i was
like going
to school
and i found
out it was
cancelled
LOL

by anonymous February 14, 2005

Haugesund Syndrome

The Haugesund Syndrome is a syndrome that can be gained while staying for a longer time in a city without the possibility of proper recreational activities. A lack of proper recreactional activities can be triggered by extended periods of bad weather as well as the physical absence of recreational facilities.

Yo, I'm really pumped to start riding bikes, but unfortunately I got the Haugesund Syndrome. What a bummer.....

by Jankie_The_Monkey November 15, 2019

Gatitu Syndrome

Making a weird person feel really important for the purpose of seeing how it plays out.

We gave Eric the Gatitu Syndrome, he thinks he's a god now. Hahah

by Anon-F404 August 7, 2021

xenebfly syndrome

when one person is incapable of finding somthing

example:

person 1: shit, i cant find my keys
person 2:you must b suffering from xenebfly syndrome

by d00de93 December 29, 2007