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You get beat up for that shit

A weak and bashful excuse given for the refusal to perform any action.
Girlfriend: "Will you go down on me?"

Boyfriend: "HELL NO!! You get beat up for that shit."
by Carlos12343 April 10, 2010
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Nice girls shit ice cream.

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.
The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.
by Dinkum August 12, 2013
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does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?
by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011
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I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.
Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010
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Suck my dick shit lips

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.
After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth
by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016
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poo poo shit dick ass

When you poop out of your dick but realized the shit smothered all over your dick
Fuck what will I do with all this poo poo shit dick ass on my pee pee whole
by Penisgoblin523 October 24, 2019
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Up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation
We truly are up shit creek without a paddle here!
by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018
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