blown out clarinet

An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.

Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.

by HM Barber February 22, 2019

Out of sperm

It means that you have done a lot of hand job or you had a lot of sex just in a single week.

Maria: Hi Justinpx, I am so horny right now... Can u come please for one more time?
Justinpx: Hi Maria, sincerely i am out of sperm. Maybe next week cutie?

by GiorgiCavany February 26, 2019

Swiggle your way out of this one

When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation

Try to swiggle your way out of this one

by Cilla March 7, 2019

Crapping Out

Running your luck until you lose it all.

You better leave the Casino before crapping out.

by dictio8 March 8, 2019

Flame that out

Means to stop talking about whatever you are talking about.

To drop whatever problem you have

He's talking alot of trash. He better flame that out before he get knocked out

by Lavetti Vegas March 8, 2019

Shot out

when the pussy lips of a homie hoppin Ho have become visibly loose

That b**** is pussy was shot out cool

by MollyRust March 9, 2019

Traved out

A personality when you are high. Mostly pertaining to high pitched dolphin noises,bitching,and smoking everybody’s stash and complaining how trash it is.

This nigga pissing me off imma jump his ass.

Nah bro leave him alone he’s all traved out.

Y’all see dat nigga over there smoking everybody shit bumin ass. He must be traved out.

by Gotdamnskittles March 11, 2019